{$d_date} 08-17-07 - Smoke signals
06-16-07 - Is this thing on?
08-07-05 - Le sigh
06-12-05 - I give up
05-05-05 - untitiled
04-28-05 - Nerd Lovin'
04-27-05 - Sweet baby Jesus, make it stop
04-15-05 - Working stiff
04-10-05 - Ronald McDonald, you don't even know who you're fucking with
04-03-05 - So it goes
03-30-05 - My ship might be coming in
03-24-05 - If the whole job thing doesn't work out...
03-22-05 - I'll get around to it
02-16-05 - A Business Proposition
02-15-05 - Who the fuck is Skylar?
02-13-05 - Love yourself, you goon
02-13-05 - Ebolaria
02-08-05 - Deja Vu All Over again
01-26-05 - Blah blah blah. She never shuts up
01-20-05 - I'll show you my pimp hand is way strong
12-24-04 - All I want for Christmas is to sit on my ass, but hark, I have shit to do
12-21-04 - What makes you so sassy?
10-29-04 - Yes, I'm still alive
09-02-04 - Taking a breather
08-09-04 - Nanuk of the North
07-22-04 - Being worked like a rented mule
07-22-04 - Being worked like a rented mule
07-14-04 - Hagrag and the Miracle Car
07-09-04 - I know it's over
07-06-04 - The finality of it all
07-06-04 - The finality of it all
07-02-04 - Talk about a load off
06-29-04 - Happens to everyone, huh?
06-25-04 - I always HAVE been an excellent G0ssgip
06-22-04 - Hagrag and the Miracle Chicken
06-20-04 - Classic Internal Struggle
06-16-04 - Dear Lord, why aren't I a Hilt0n? Or at least a Hy@tt? Something!
06-14-04 - Don't just sit there and ruminate.
06-11-04 - Talk about hard
06-09-04 - Zombified
06-07-04 - Craziness
06-03-04 - With my bad self
06-01-04 - An Ode to lunch
05-31-04 - I vant to be alone
05-28-04 - Boyfriend in a Coma
05-25-04 - Pink Poncho, I love you. You make everything all better
05-24-04 - Admittedly, pure sap
05-13-04 - Chugga...chugga...chugga
05-11-04 - Wanna go for a ride?
05-09-04 - Mellow Weekend Groove
05-06-04 - A Thursday roundup
05-01-04 - Car troubles and drinking. My very own country song.
04-29-04 - Lord won't you buy a new transmission?
04-27-04 - Do not mix extreme heat with Vodka.
04-21-04 - Seriously, Michael, Gimme a Break.
04-19-04 - Weekend Mish Mosh
04-14-04 - Froggy
04-12-04 - Tell that damn bunny to shove it up his cotton-tailed ass
04-09-04 - Oye, Homes
04-04-04 - I really suck at this good business
04-02-04 - I promise to be good
03-30-04 - Make like a willow
03-22-04 - Incoming: Parental Units!
03-22-04 - Just a blip on the radar
03-19-04 - Weekend getaway
03-13-04 - My list, and an exercise in absurdity
03-08-04 - The Ulcer Strikes Again
03-06-04 - Shiny Happy
02-29-04 - Typical night
02-25-04 - An Ass Aria
02-24-04 - Same Old Song
02-21-04 - I sure as hell would like to be taken away
02-20-04 - Tired and Stressed. Or Stressed and Tired
02-18-04 - This isn't even the half of it.
02-13-04 - Torrential Downour?
02-12-04 - It's like deja vu all over again.
02-09-04 - Did you miss me?
02-06-04 - -
02-04-04 - I hate that expression..."matter of time"
02-01-04 - Feeling like twice hammered shit this morning was actually worth it.
01-30-04 - Whoopee!
01-27-04 - Rat Race
01-25-04 - Black Tie Gala
01-23-04 - Nothing funny here
01-21-04 - Leave a message and I'll call you back
01-14-04 - Fish Fight!
01-11-04 - I better get some good karma points for this
01-07-04 - Spin this, you sadist.
01-01-04 - Happy 2004, ya'll
01-01-04 - Happy 2004, ya'll
12-24-03 - A very Jewish Christm@s
12-23-03 - I. Cannot. Function.
12-21-03 - Invasion of the Panty Flingers
12-19-03 - Can you play the ass flute?
12-16-03 - Bleh. Just bleh.
12-15-03 - So is that what it feels like to be an alcoholic?
12-08-03 - Just. Disturbing.
12-06-03 - You're a mean one...
11-30-03 - So you don't actually eat the husk then, right?
11-28-03 - "What the hell is a squash?"
11-26-03 - Won't you be my neighbor?
11-26-03 - Won't you be my neighbor?
11-24-03 - Yes, I have a hole in my stomach
11-22-03 - I'll meet you on the lot
11-20-03 - Leave them boys alone, sicko
11-17-03 - Good morning, Sleepy Head
11-14-03 - Just call me Zsa Zsa
11-08-03 - Deluxe one bedroom for rent in Brentw00d, slightly stinky.
11-07-03 - Office P0rn
11-06-03 - New and improved. Whiter than White!
11-04-03 - Rudolph ain't got nothin' on me
11-02-03 - She'll be coming 'round the mountain
10-30-03 - This is me scared shitless
10-28-03 - How cool is that?
10-26-03 - Disco Inferno
10-21-03 - Welcome to the Pickle Palace, Make Yourself at Home!
10-19-03 - Look at all the pretty duckies, Nurse Ratchett
10-17-03 - Go shorty, it's your birfday. We gonna party like it's your birfday
10-15-03 - Oh, it's such a perfect day, I'm glad I spent it with you
10-15-03 - Oh, it's such a perfect day, I'm glad I spent it with you
10-10-03 - I bore myself to death
10-04-03 - How ya doin, Roy? ...Not so grrreat.
09-30-03 - Jesus and the All-Stars
09-24-03 - Can someone get me out of this place?
09-24-03 - Can someone get me out of thsi place?
09-20-03 - Settling in
09-18-03 - I feel so used and abused, Mr. Deliveryman
09-13-03 - Hi, welcome to Hell!
09-11-03 - -
09-10-03 - It's not humanly possible to be less productive than I've been today
09-08-03 - Is that a rocket in your pocket?
09-06-03 - Just warming up, don't wanna pull a hammy
09-03-03 - No, I wasn't wearing a ring earlier, you must be hallucinating.
08-31-03 - Home on the range...
08-29-03 - Could I be more annoyed right now?
08-27-03 - She has a WHAT?
08-24-03 - I got your crank right here
08-21-03 - Bow Chicka BOW BOW
08-20-03 - Look Mommy, it's cousin IT driving erratically on the 405!
08-18-03 - Vengeance Shall be Mine!
08-18-03 - Vengeance Shall be Mine!
08-15-03 - Something strange is afoot
08-15-03 - -
08-10-03 - Meet your candidates...Shorty and Floppy
08-09-03 - So far, this week is kicking my ass.
08-04-03 - Do you really think she'll pull through?
07-30-03 - Fresh Princess of BelAir
07-27-03 - Home on the Range
07-26-03 - New Guestbook
07-25-03 - Hi, nice to meet you, I'm nipple
07-23-03 - Do I even have a pulse?
07-19-03 - Here. Take a whiff.
07-18-03 - Welcome to the Thursday night insomnia party!
07-17-03 - How do you relief? OH, wait, I forgot, there is no relief from this hellish nightmare.
07-13-03 - Where is the love?
07-12-03 - Cable Guy Calling
07-11-03 - Talk is Cheep
07-10-03 - Whore of Babylon
07-09-03 - Me, Mom, and Martha
07-07-03 - These vagabond shoes are longing to stray.
07-06-03 - Not even remotely funny
07-05-03 - Leaky nuts
07-04-03 - The fallout
07-04-03 - I can't get no sleep
07-03-03 - I think this much mascara in your eyes can blind you for life
07-01-03 - It's called primer, bitch
06-29-03 - J saves the day
06-28-03 - Presidential address?
06-25-03 - Just pee on this stick, ma'am
06-24-03 - Armor All my Ass
06-22-03 - Someone's going to have to tame this shrew
06-20-03 - Welcome to my life. My shitty, shitty life.
06-19-03 - California Dreamin' my ASS
06-17-03 - Dear Inmate 49873b2t, You seem like a really nice guy
06-16-03 - My day in court
06-15-03 - Ode to my Dad
06-14-03 - Talk about a comedy of errors
06-13-03 - Someone please tell me this is a nightmare
06-10-03 - See, it's called cause and effect.
06-07-03 - You should know that getting me to write this entry was like pulling teeth
06-03-03 - Guitar Virtuoso
06-01-03 - Chew on this!
05-27-03 - Brush your teets!
05-24-03 - This is becoming a (shitty) pattern
05-22-03 - Bar stool, pronto!
05-21-03 - I never want to go back to my office
05-18-03 - Whatcha think about that, Wet Willy?
05-17-03 - Someone prop open that girl's eyes
05-16-03 - American, not Idyll
05-14-03 - How bout I measure your inseam,baby?
05-12-03 - Take THAT , Richard Dean Harris
05-10-03 - If I could be like Mike
05-09-03 - Quick, someone call the CDC
05-08-03 - I thought I had issues!
05-06-03 - Why I'm a germ magnet and my ex husband looks like a psycho killer
05-05-03 - Hello? Are you even breathing?
05-03-03 - Oh my God, cleaning toilets totally rocks!
04-29-03 - Middle-aged, married, eastern european lesbian
04-27-03 - What IS it with the cops out here?
04-26-03 - A big ol' redneck party
04-22-03 - At this rate, I'll never reach enlightenment
04-20-03 - Complete exhaustion.
04-17-03 - Fuck you Murphy
04-16-03 - Dry Bushing? That just sounds wrong
04-15-03 - I don't think I'll ever have a social life again
04-13-03 - Talk about being negligent
04-10-03 - Toilet shock and awe
04-09-03 - Who's mom actually brags about her kid's fake boobs?
04-07-03 - Shake what your mama gave ya
04-05-03 - The Doggfather
04-03-03 - I would rather gouge my eyes out than do this all day long
04-01-03 - Now THAT'S what I call a crispy critter
03-29-03 - What the fuck is a Shotay?
03-28-03 - And now, the end is near....
03-27-03 - Mmm...that smells good...are you cooking bacon? No, no, that's just my tender flesh
03-26-03 - I don't want to know your name
03-25-03 - When I crawl into my own bed, I hear a chorus of angels
03-24-03 - THIS is your idea of a "luxury" apartment?
03-23-03 - People are fucking worse than swine
03-22-03 - L.A is full of the freaky deaky
03-21-03 - I actually LIKE working
03-20-03 - Bombs Over Baghdad
03-18-03 - Special Assignment
03-17-03 - Ain't that a bitch?
03-13-03 - Why don't you like me?
03-13-03 - Some kind of Wonderful
03-11-03 - Michael loves Henry
03-09-03 - About Hair
03-08-03 - Lazy ass Saturday
03-05-03 - Goddamned Frogs
03-05-03 - I realize that I'm a complete bore lately, I'll fix it soon, promise!
03-02-03 - What are you bitching about?
02-28-03 - I think my ass has become part of my car seat
02-27-03 - It was supposed to be a quickie...
02-26-03 - Ladies and Gentlemen, step right up, this here's a freak show
02-25-03 - I still love you, Nordstrom, it's just that something better has come up, you understand, right? I mean, you want the best for me, don't you?
02-24-03 - Did you see Broadcast News? Yeah, well it's kinda like that...
02-23-03 - Discombobulation
02-20-03 - Sing me a song without any words
02-20-03 - Let the games begin...
02-19-03 - Introducing EMMY
02-18-03 - So this is network news, eh?
02-17-03 - Hills, that is.
02-15-03 - Counter Manager sounds like a fast food job.
02-13-03 - Being broke ain't no kinda fun
02-12-03 - Bitch better have my money
02-11-03 - Jinx, jinx go away
02-10-03 - Givin me good vibrations (and NO this is not sexual, sadly enough)
02-07-03 - Pepper Spray ain't got nothing on me
02-04-03 - Sputtering out
02-03-03 - Oh, this is Wal-Mart? I thought the sign at the door said "Welcome to Hell"
02-01-03 - When I grow up, I'll be stable
02-01-03 - -
01-30-03 - And each time I roam....(if you don't know this song, shame on you. Go buy a Frank Sinatra cd)
01-29-03 - Someone saved my life tonight, or really early this morning.
01-27-03 - I feel nice, like sugar and spice
01-26-03 - Super San Diego
01-25-03 - Are you kidding me? I've got to come back here again?
01-24-03 - Meet my parents
01-22-03 - I wouldn't give you the pleasure, asshole
01-22-03 - Snooty Tooty, French and Fruity
01-20-03 - Ok, ok, write the ticket, but if you get out rubber gloves, I'm screaming at the top of my lungs.
01-19-03 - Golden Turds
01-18-03 - Ouch my leg
01-16-03 - Reality does NOT bite!
01-14-03 - Mama, I'm sorry I'm not a millionaire, could you find it in your heart to love me despite that?
01-10-03 - Contractual obligations
01-09-03 - Ok, What I'm going to need you to do is just jump through this hoop right here, ok?
01-06-03 - Santa Ana, why do you hate me so?
01-05-03 - Hello Mother, Hello Father, Life is Good Here
01-03-03 - Catch this, Leonardo
01-01-03 - Happy 2003
12-25-02 - Although it's been said, many times, many ways....
12-21-02 - Possibly, maybe writer's block
12-18-02 - Oh, my aching back!
12-15-02 - What is that stench?
12-13-02 - This must be a slump
12-11-02 - Bend me over and shove the Emmy up my ass, why doncha?
12-10-02 - That smells lovely...what ARE you wearing? Well, thank you, it's called Taco Juice.
12-09-02 - Hi, I'm Rose, and these are my glasses
12-08-02 - Merrily, merrily, merrily. Life is but a dream
12-06-02 - I've got something that'll fix ya right up
12-04-02 - Where everybody knows your name
11-27-02 - Why CAN'T Thanksgiving be on a Wednesday?
11-26-02 - When it rains, it fucking pours
11-26-02 - What do you MEAN you don't like long wool coats?
11-25-02 - Talk about a twist of fate
11-24-02 - I won an Emmy!
11-24-02 - Can she still hang?
11-21-02 - You should try this shampoo, it's what I use
11-20-02 - Does this get poop stains off floors?
11-19-02 - Hi, is this the line for unemployment checks?
11-18-02 - Would you like a manicure too?
11-18-02 - And this is regarding...?
11-16-02 - You better work, bitch
11-15-02 - She's down for the count...
11-13-02 - Higher Learning
11-12-02 - Talk about a wild beast!
11-08-02 - My Darling, My Armpit
11-07-02 - This Rugelach's for you
11-06-02 - Down on this, you idiot
11-06-02 - Them some shady motherfuckers, yo
11-06-02 - Back from the vortex
11-04-02 - Me, a talent scout?
11-04-02 - You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but apples?
11-03-02 - Run, J, Run!
11-02-02 - A complete mess
11-01-02 - No words
10-31-02 - Whoah, she's got huge pumpkins
10-30-02 - My bouncing baby Prada bag
10-29-02 - Vomitous
10-29-02 - Snow White, look, it's Pukey and Poopy!
10-28-02 - I'm sorry, only 6 items at a time are allowed, Ma'am.
10-26-02 - Suburban Hell and soccer
10-23-02 - Yes, those are actual tears of boredom you see.
10-21-02 - Quick, fetch the doctor, she's coughing up a lung!
10-20-02 - Wait isn't that....??? No, she's nobody
10-18-02 - He's one of those people that just has that thing that you always want around....
10-17-02 - Some semblance of normalcy
10-17-02 - Happy Birthday to Me
10-16-02 - Home stretch!
10-14-02 - Uhhh, hello? Are you there?
10-11-02 - I gotta get through this
10-10-02 - What's with the sore nips?
10-10-02 - I hope this isn't becoming a habit
10-09-02 - I'm ready for my closeup, Mr. DeMille
10-07-02 - What a weird day...
10-07-02 - The beginning of the end
10-04-02 - Is it possible to actually die of apathy?
10-03-02 - Well slap my ass and call me Susan
10-03-02 - Welcome to Collinwood, where the directors are cute
10-02-02 - There might be hope on the horizon
10-01-02 - Holy Shit, he's like Gumby
09-30-02 - Now what?
09-30-02 - I DID IT!!!!!
09-30-02 - Courage is what I need here
09-28-02 - Juicy Schmuicy
09-26-02 - There is definitely something wrong with me
09-26-02 - L for Lame
09-25-02 - Why hast thou forsaken me?
09-25-02 - So, I walked into his office...
09-24-02 - Give me one reason to stay here
09-22-02 - Are you there God? It's me, J, and I'm wearing a really cute hat.
09-21-02 - Your crotch hurts? That's a shame.
09-20-02 - Journey Schmourney
09-20-02 - Not EVERYONE in TV sucks
09-19-02 - Annulments and Speakerphones
09-18-02 - You can call me TJ Hookie
09-17-02 - We Specialize in Snatch!
09-16-02 - Does this qualify as abject misery?
09-13-02 - Quarter life crisis
09-12-02 - Really Ponderous, Man
09-10-02 - Do I look like a slut today? Plus Breaking News
09-09-02 - They think I'm the WEIRD one
09-07-02 - Projectile Vomit
09-06-02 - Just bitching again
09-05-02 - I can't believe I'm willing to put myself through moving ...again
09-05-02 - Just Bitching
09-04-02 - I might just be losing it
09-03-02 - Shit in a wet paper bag
09-01-02 - Encounters of the Poop Kind
08-29-02 - The Archangel Queen of Hearts
08-28-02 - Aww, Fuck
08-27-02 - He's so cute
08-27-02 - the DMV is Dante's fucking Inferno
08-26-02 - I'm a crispy critter
08-25-02 - What a pain in the ass
08-23-02 - People that call TV stations are assholes
08-22-02 - Where did that come from?
08-22-02 - We got big plans for ya, toots
08-22-02 - The most boring entry ever
08-21-02 - Phoney Baloney Hollywood
08-20-02 - S. O. S
08-20-02 - I'm tired and boring.
08-19-02 - Maytag Mans a crackhead, who knew?
08-18-02 - Grandma J, why are you so lame?
08-17-02 - See, I have this little crush
08-16-02 - Hi, I was just wondering if you can where I might find the NASDAQ?
08-15-02 - Anal sex with Uncle Sam hurts real bad.
08-14-02 - Take this job and ....
08-14-02 - Holy Shit
08-14-02 - No quiet spaces
08-12-02 - Raging Buttholes
08-12-02 - If your head weren't screwed on....
08-11-02 - Do you know what it feels like for a girl?
08-11-02 - Just can't sleep
08-10-02 - Be without desire
08-10-02 - Why I need to score
08-08-02 - She has no idea what she's missing.
08-08-02 - Progress at last!
08-08-02 - Charlie is not an Angel
08-07-02 - What the fuck happened to my older entries?
08-06-02 - I hate odd
08-05-02 - Annulment. What a strange word.
08-03-02 - Nuclear meltdown and why California is sick of Perverts
08-02-02 - Help, I need a new name for this thing!
08-01-02 - We give them the sex!
07-30-02 - I feel pretty oh so pretty
07-29-02 - FUCKING VOMIT
07-27-02 - Guess who's back?
07-27-02 - Diarus Interruptus
07-26-02 - Suburban strippers, ya'll
07-25-02 - You're not dying, you just can't think of anything good to do.
07-24-02 - A Pile O' Nails
07-23-02 - Calgon take me away
07-23-02 - More bitching and a funny letter
07-21-02 - No atmosphere
07-19-02 - Creepy crawly crap
07-19-02 - Shit shit shitty day
07-18-02 - UNGODLY
07-16-02 - Getting settled
07-15-02 - Finally!
07-10-02 - Chicago Bureau Goes out of Business
07-10-02 - Time to make the donuts...again
07-10-02 - Self Disgust and the state of Yuppies in America
07-10-02 - 24 Hours to go!
07-09-02 - 3 Year Old Rapper takes Chicago by Storm. Story at Eleven.
07-09-02 - And now, the end is near and so we face the final curtain
07-09-02 - Drained
07-08-02 - Last day at work!
07-07-02 - My head is Pounding for Excedrin
07-06-02 - 1st Anniversary
07-06-02 - Going Away Party
07-06-02 - Going..going..GONE
07-05-02 - The Real Slim Shady Sexy? I'm not sure
07-04-02 - 4th of July
07-03-02 - Dumpster Diving
07-02-02 - But I don't WANT a wake up call!
07-01-02 - Jesse Explains it all
06-30-02 - A Rootin' Tootin' Story
06-29-02 - Jesus Loves Me
06-29-02 - Sex Sermon
06-29-02 - Tracy Flick is my Idol
06-28-02 - I'm sorry Ms. J, we can't approve your loan at this time.
06-28-02 - Alcohol makes me wish I were Artistic
6-27-2002 - Lord Won't you buy Me a Mercedes Benz?
6-26-2002 - Oh, My Freezing Nipples
6-25-2002 - Streamlining is Very Zen, no?
6-24-2002 - Check's in the Mail, I Swear
6-23-2002 - What Dreams May Come
6-23-2002 - Eat my Ass You Honky Bitch
6-22-2002 - Planes, Trains and Automobiles
6-22-2002 - The Bitch is Back!
6-20-2002 - Leaving on a Jet Plane
6-19-2002 - California...Here We Come
6-19-2002 - Breaking News
6-18-2002 - Interview 2 and Why Shellfish look like Hoo Hoos
6-17-2002 - Interview #1and why LAX Bathrooms Suck
6-14-2002 - Hot Vacation Sex
6-14-2002 - To Infinity and Beyond
6-12-2002 - Hurry up and Wait
6-11-2002 - Hey...Taxi!!!
2002-06-10 - My, what giant wood you have.
6-8-2002 - NYC and Booby Bruises
6-6-2002 - The Hills are Alive with the Sound of WOOT WOOT
6-5-2002 - My Own Private Unabomber
6-4-2002 - She'll be Coming 'Round the Mountain with a Dead Horse Head
6-3-2002 - Curious J
2002-06-02 - Fuck the world and Ludmila
5-31-2002 - I love fast cars
5-30-2002 - Bordeom and Blemishes
5-29-2002 - Panic Attack
5-29-2002 - The Makeup Theorum, Further Evidence
5-28-2002 - Bleeding all over the Dan Ryan
5-28-2002 - Sleepy Head
5-28-2002 - Back From the Depths of Despair
5-24-2002 - Damn Terrorists
5-22-2002 - CRASH!!!
5-22-2002 - Last Good Nerve
5-22-2002 - Internal Diaglogues
5-20-2002 - Pine Trees and Sap
5-18-2002 - Consumerism Evil? Hell no
5-17-2002 - What do the French Know?
5-16-2002 - Paging Dr. Goober
5-16-2002 - No Rest for the Weary
5-15-2002 - Craptacular
5-14-2002 - PYT - Pretty Young Thing
5-13-2002 - Goose Shit and Floaters
5-12-2002 - Loony Bin
5-12-2002 - Befuddled Head
5-10-2002 - Moth Ball Experiment
5-9-2002 - Low Productivity
5-8-2002 - Geography lesson
5-7-2002 - Ride the Funk Train
5-7-2002 - Day of Reckoning
5-6-2002 - A Public Service Announcement
5-5-2002 - Cinco de Mayo
5-4-2002 - Feel me good!
5-3-2002 - Interview
5-2-2002 - Sickness Induced Haze
5-2-2002 - Ebola
5-1-2002 - Misery has no company here
5-1-2002 - Pestilence
4-30-2002 - Ludmila my Ukrainian maid
4-29-2002 - I'm a Freak Without Warning
4-29-2002 - I am a Sexy Bitch
4-28-2002 - I am 69!
4-28-2002 - I'm a Sanitation Engineer
4-27-2002 - Four Nipples Walk Into a Bar
4-24-2002 - AIM
4-23-2002 - Bird Shit
4-22-2002 - Famous people have cellulite too!
4-22-2002 - Cantakerous
4-21-2002 - Cluster Fuck
4-19-2002 - Progress Report
4-19-2002 - Procrastinate Much?
4-18-2002 - Makeup
4-17-2002 - Overheard
4-17-2002 - Hella Good
4-16-2002 - This Entry Sucks
4-14-2002 - Histrionic?
4-14-2002 - Waiting for Godot
4-13-2002 - Gay Boyfriend
4-13-2002 - Sweet Dreams
4-12-2002 - Margarita Parking is hard
4-10-2002 - Fat Project
4-9-2002 - Insomnia
4-6-2002 - Bored
4-6-2002 - Yak
4-3-2002 - Not even a booty call!
4-2-2002 - Dark in here
3-31-2002 - Hippoty Hoppoty Easter!
3-30-2002 - Why is Life shitting on me?
3-28-2002 - Shitty Bum Brain Matter
3-26-2002 - No thanks, I'll take the stairs
3-25-2002 - Ouch my heart
3-24-2002 - Sucks in the City